Gordy's Hot Takes

1. Men should not wear shorts unless exercising or playing dress-up

They just don’t look nice! It’s fine if you want to wear shorts, but I’ll abstain thankyouverymuch.

2. Podcasts are a gateway drug to extremist ideology

Any podcast, no matter how benign, will start dipping into extremism at some point, and so podcasts are best avoided. Yes, even that one that you’re thinking about right now. Especially if you don’t think it’s political – that’s how they get you!

3. Capitalism is bad

And there is no such thing as an ethical billionaire